Preparing for rajkot for my last semester

Packing my bag for last semester. Going to rajkot on sunday.....

at home

At home feeling very happy.....and fun with my new mobile.....

My Life

     To every single one of you who are on my friends list - -
I enjoy catching up, looking at pics, hearing about you and your family, sharing jokes and news, along with getting and sometimes giving support during good times and bad times too. I am not only glad to count you as my friends, but also as my family. As busy as we all are, let's see who takes the time to read this post all the way through.................... 

Thank you all so very much for being part of my life.

Merry Christmas and A Happy New Year to come!

One mind blowing interview

One mind blowing interview

Interviewer : Tell me about yourself.
Candidate: I am Rameshwar Kulkarni. I did my Tele Communication engineering from BabanRao Dhole-Patil Inst it ute of Technology.

Interviewer : BabanRao Dhole-Patil Inst it ute of Technology? I had never heard of this college before!
Candidate : Great! Even I had not heard of it before getting an admission into it ..
What happened is – due to cricket world cup I scored badly! in 12th.I was getting a paid seat in a good college. But my father said (I prefer to call him ‘baap’) – “I can not invest so much of money”.(The baap actually said – “I will never waste so much of money on you”). So I had to join this college. Frankly speaking this name – BabanRao Dhole-Patil, can at the most be related to a Shetakari Mahavidyalaya

Interviewer: ok, ok. It seems you have taken 6 years to complete your engineering.
Candidate : Actually I tried my best to finish it in 4 years. But you know, these cricket matches and football world cup, and tennis tournaments. It is difficult to concentrate. So I flunked in 2nd and 3rd year. So in all I took 4 + 2 = 7 years.

Interviewer: But 4+2 is 6.
Candidate: Oh, is it ? You know I always had KT in maths. But I will try to keep this in mind. 4+2 is 6, good, thanks. These cricket matches really affect exams a lot.. I think they should ban it .

Interviewer : Good to know that you want cricket matches to be banned.
Candidate : No, no… I am talking about Exams!!

Interviewer: Ok, What is your biggest achievement in life?
Candidate : Obviously, completing my Engineering. My mom never thought I

would complete it . In fact, when I flunked in 3rd year, she was looking for a job for me in BEST (Bus
corporation in Maharashtra ) through some relative.

Interviewer : Do you have any plans of higher study?
Candidate: he he he.. Are you kidding? Completing ‘lower’ education it self was so much of pain!!

Interviewer : Let’s talk about technical stuff. On which platforms have you worked?
Candidate : Well, I work at SEEPZ, so you can say Andheri is my current platforms. Earlier I was at Vashi center. So Vashi was my platform then. As you can see I have experience of different platforms! (Vashi and Andheri are the places in Mumbai)

Interviewer : And which languages have you used?
Candidate : Marathi, Hindi, English. By the way, I can keep quiet in German, French, Russian and many other languages.

Interviewer: Why VC is better than VB?
Candidate : It is a common sense – C comes after B. So VC is a higher version than VB. I heard very soon they are coming up w it h a new language VD!

Interviewer: Do you know anything about Assembly Language?
Candidate: Well, I have not heard of it . But I guess, this is the language our ministers and MPs use in assembly.

Interviewer : What is your general project experience?
Candidate : My general experience about projects is – most of the times they are in pipeline!

Interviewer: Can you tell me about your current job?
Candidate: Sure, Currently I am working for Bata Info Tech ltd. Since joining BIL, I am on Bench. Before joining BIL, I used to think that Bench was another software like Windows.

Interviewer : Do you have any project management experience?
Candidate: No, but I guess it shouldn’t be difficult. I know Word and Excel. I can talk a lot. I know how to dial for International phone call and use speaker facility. And very important – I know few words like – ‘Showstoppers ‘ , ‘hot fixes’, ‘SEI-CMM’, ‘quality’, ‘version control’, ‘deadlines’ , ‘Customer Satisfaction’ etc. Also I can blame others for my mistakes!

Interviewer: What are your expectations from our company?
Candidate : Not much.
1. I should at least get 40,000 in hand..
2. I would like to work on a live EJB project. But it should not have deadlines. I personally feel that pressure affects natural talent.
3. I believe in flexi-timings.
4. Dress Code is against basic freedom, so I would like to wear t-shirt and jeans.
5. We must have sat-sun off. I will suggest Wednesday off also, so as to avoid breakdown due to overwork.
6. I would like to go abroad 3 times a year on short term preferably 1-2 months) assignments. Personally I prefer US, Australia and Europe. But considering the fact that there are Olympics coming up in China in the current year, I don’t mind going there in that period. As you can see I am modest and don’t have many expectations. So can I assume my selection?

Interviewer : he he he ha ha ha. Thanks for your interest in our
organization. In fact I was never entertained so much before. Welcome to INFOSYS.

The fellow was appointed in a newly created section ‘Stress Management’ in the HRD of Infosys.

Lunar Eclipse

This photo is Last Lunar Eclipse of the year 2011....... It's Awesome!!!!!!!

Worlds one of the Biggest rivalry Today...

Today is worlds biggest rivalry game in football   ...............REAL MADRID Vs BARCELONA F.C.

i will support The Great REAL MADRID.........HALA MADRID.......

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Viva Time

it's very tough time of any engineer... ya it's viva time. i am stuck in this time....

New Time Table For Practical Exam

New Time Table For Practical Exam
5&6     -IPS
5&6     -EMD-1
7&8     -PROJECT-1
7&8     -PSP
9&10   -II
9&10   -APS-1

Finally Exam Over

Exam completed successfully....now free for some days..but viva remaining..... 

GTU 7th sem. dec. 2011 VIVA time table for V.V.P. engg. clg

GTU 7TH SEMESTER DECEMBER 2011 FINAL VIVA TIME TABLE FOR V.V.P. ENGINEERING COLLEGE
DATE    SUBJECT
5&6      -ips
7&8      -emd-1
9&10    -project-1
12&13  -psp
14&15  -ii
16&17  -aps-1

** For more detail for another college go to GTU's website
www.gtu.ac.in 

Exam Time last day

It's last day for preparation for my last 7th sem. exam...reading completed.....

Exam

This Exam going well...now only last paper remains. so i think let's do some blogging.
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Best Explanation for Ohm's Law....

LOL.........................................

Ra.One

"Ra.One"
I have never seen such graphics in any Indian Movie (looks good in 3D)... Not great but good try in graphics...keep it up...
I think it's start new era in Bollywood.....new challenge for gaming industries to make this technology.....I like this movie........

happy new year.....

HAPPY NEW YEAR!
To all my family and friends.
I hope the new year brings many happy and wonderful wishes to you and your family and friends.

IMPORTANT MARKETING / ADVERTISING / PR POST . READ ON !

One day in a school in London, a teacher said to a class of 5-year-olds…I'll give 10 pounds to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived."

An Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Patrick."
The teacher said, "Sorry Paddy, that's not correct."
Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Andrew."
The teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right either."
Then a Jewish boy put his hand up and said "David",
The Buddhist boy said "Gautama Buddha"
'n The Muslim boy said "Mohammed".
They all were not successful.
Finally, a Gujju boy raised his hand and said,"It was Jesus Christ."
The teacher said,
"That's absolutely right, Jignesh, come up here and I'll give you the 10 pounds that I promised."
As the teacher was giving Jignesh his money,
She said, "You know Jignesh, since you're a Hindu Gujarati;
I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ."
Jignesh replied, "Yes. In My heart I knew it was Krishna ,but Business is Business!!!!!!

Moral : Talk the language which listener (Customer) wants, not that which you know.. !!!!!

ma....

Nind bahot aati h kaam karte karte.,
Maa Tu hoti to keh dete
1cup chai bana de..
Thak gaye mess ki roti kha kha k..
Maa tu hoti to keh dete
Parathe bana de..
Wohi koshish roj khush rehne ki,
Maa tu hoti to muskura lete..
Bahot dur nikal aaye hai ghar se..
Maa tere sapno ki parwah
na hoti to kab ka ghar chale aate..
Aaye hai ghar se dur sirf yehi sochkar ki
Maa ko khush rakhna hai zarur..
Luv u maa..

Dedicated 2 all friends away 4m home.....................

HAPPY BIRTHDAY..

Happy Birthday to GOOGLE search engine.....

yapiiii

Exam over......very happy..........yahoo.....

►HAPPY ENGINEER'S DAY◄

►HAPPY ENGINEER'S DAY◄
Don't wait until everything is just
right. It will never be perfect. There
will always be challenges, obstacles
and less than perfect conditions. So
what. Get started now. With each
step you take, you will grow
stronger and stronger, more and
more skilled, more and more self-
confident and more and more
successful.

tu do dhari talwaaar..

khali jaaye
Na tera vaar
Naino se
Karti hai shikar
Tu do dhari
Talwaar yaar..............

-nice song....

Mere Brother ki Dulhan

really nice movie...... Superb acting by Katrina Kaif......
i give 5/5 star....
after long time such nice movie come in Bollywood.....friends go for it.......

Friday-9/9/11

i had nice morning.....let's see what happen rest of the day....

a true Incident about Vijay Mallya

An Indian man walks into the New York City bank
and asks for the loan officer. He tells the Loan Officer that he was going to India
for some business for 2 weeks and needs to
borrow $5,000. The Loan Officer tells him that the bank will need
Some form of security for the loan. So the Indian man hands over the keys and the
documents of the new Ferrari car parked on the
street in front of the bank. The loan officer consults the president of the bank,
Produces all the required items and everything
check out to be OK. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as a
security for the loan. The bank president and the Loan Officer had a
good laugh at the Indian
For keeping a $750,000 Ferrari as a security and
taking only $5,000 has a loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari
Into the banks underground garage and parks it
there. Two weeks later the Indian returns and pays
$5000 and the interest which comes to it $15.41. Seeing this, loan officer says, “Sir, we are very happy to have your business
And this transaction has worked out very nicely,
but we are a little puzzled.
While you are away, we checked you out and
Found out that you were a multi millionaire. What puzzled us was why would you bother to
borrow $5000?” The Indian replies
"Where else in the New York City can I park my
car for 2 weeks and
For only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I
return".
This is a true incident and the Indian is none other than... "VIJAY MALLYA"

Busy........

yepppiiiiii..........going to home....

Great Birthday Party

i have great birthday party give by all my friends...........thanks

my birthday cake

એક ગુજરાતી છું હું
સફળતાનો પીનકોડ ગૂજરાતી,
સૌ સમસ્યાનો તોડ ગૂજરાતી.
કૈંક અચ્છો કૈંક અળગો ગૂજરાતી,
એકડાનો કરે બગડો ગૂજરાતી.
નમ્રતાનું બોનસાઇ ગૂજરાતી,
સિદ્ધિઓની વડવાઇ ગૂજરાતી.
લોટો લઇને દૈદે ઘડો ગૂજરાતી,
વખત પડે ત્યાં ખડો ગૂજરાતી.
દુશ્મનને પડે ભારે ગૂજરાતી,
ડૂબતાને બેશક તારે ગૂજરાતી.
એસ્કિમોને ફ્રીજ વેચે ગૂજરાતી,
ક્યાંક કંપની નામે ઢેંચે ગૂજરાતી.
દેશમાં ABC ની હવા ગૂજરાતી,
પરદેશમાં ઓમશ્રી સવા ગૂજરાતી.
પાછાં પગલાં ના પાડે ગૂજરાતી,
કાંકરામાંથી ઘઉં ચાળે ગૂજરાતી.
ફાફડા ઢોકળાં ઘારી ગૂજરાતી,
પાનની સાયબા પિચકારી ગૂજરાતી.
એની ડીંગમાંયે કૈંક દમ ગૂજરાતી,
હર કદમ પર વેલકમ ગૂજરાતી.
મહેમાનનું પહેલું પતરાળું ગૂજરાતી,
છેલ્લે અપનું વાળું ગૂજરાતી.
ગાંધી, મુનશી સરદાર ગૂજરાતી,
ક્ષિતિજની પેલે પાર ગૂજરાતી.
આવો એક ગુજરાતી છું હું……….

i am happy

i happy today...cause i  buy new net setter.

એક છોકરો એન્જીનીઅર થઈ ગયો.

એક છોકરો એન્જીનીઅર થઈ ગયો…

ગઈકાલે બલદેવની ચા પીતો છોકરો
હવે કોફી પીતો થઈ ગયો
ગઈકાલનો જીન્સ – ટી શર્ટ પહેરતો છોકરો
આજે ફોર્મલ્સ પહેરતો થઈ ગયો

ગઈકાલનો છોકરી પાછળ ભાગતો છોકરો
આજે કસ્ટમર પાછળ દોડતો થઈ ગયો

રોજ કોલેજની કેન્ટીનમાં જલસાથી ખાતો છોકરો
પથેટિક ટીફીન ખાતો થઈ ગયો…

ગઈકાલનો હોન્ડા પર ફરતો છોકરો
આજે ટ્રેનમાં અપડાઉન કરતો થઈ ગયો

અને તો પણ લોકો કે છે કે-
“વાહ તમારો દીકરો તો એન્જીનીઅર થઈ ગયો…!”

આપણે ગુજરાતીઓ .....

આપણે ગુજરાતીઓ .....
હોટેલમાં કોઈ ચા મંગાવે અને ચામાં મા
ખી પડે તો શું થાય…. ?
(1) ચોખ્ખાઈનો આગ્રહી બ્રિટિશર ચા પીધા વગર ભરેલો કપ તરછોડીને જતો રહે.
(2) 'કેર-ફ્રી' સ્વભાવવાળો અમેરિકન ચામાંથી માખી કાઢી ચા પી જાય.
(3) 'ચાલુ' સ્વભાવવાળો ઓસ્ટ્રેલિયન ચા ઢોળી કપ લઈને જતો રહે.
(4) 'ચિત્ર-વિચિત્ર' ખાનારો ચીનો માખી ઊપાડીને ખાઈ જાય.
આ સમયે એક 'મહાન વ્યક્તિ' ત્યાં હાજર હોય તો એ શું કરે ખબર છે? એ 'મહાન' વ્યક્તિ બ્રિટિશર પાસેથી તરછોડેલી ચાના પૈસા લે. એણે તરછોડેલી ચા અમેરિકનને વેચી દે, કપ ઓસ્ટ્રેલિયનને વેચી અને અને માખી ચીનાને વેચી દે! બધાના પૈસા ખિસ્સામાં મૂકી ઘર ભેગો થઈ જાય. આ સોલિડ ગણતરીબાજ મહાન વ્યક્તિ એટલે કોણ ખબર છે ? આ અદ્દભુત, જોરદાર મહાનુભાવ એટલે 'ગુજરાતી' !
આખી દુનિયામાં 'વર્લ્ડ બેસ્ટ વેપારી'નો જેને એવોર્ડ મળેલો છે, તે છે – હું, તમે અને આપણે બધા – 'ગુજરાતીઓ', પણ આપણે માત્ર વેપારી જ નથી, વેપારીથી પણ વિશેષ છીએ. આપણો સ્વભાવ, આપણી આદતો, આપણી ખાસિયતો આપણને બીજાથી નોખાં અને જુદાં બનાવે છે. તો ચાલો આપણે ગુજરાતીઓ કેવા છીએ એની ચર્ચા આજે એરણ ઉપર ચઢાવીએ.

HU 1 ATVAYELO ENGINEER...

HU 1 ATVAYELO ENGINEER...
metal na molding ma,
keyboard na F1 ma,
civil na scale ma,
drafter na drawing ma,
Project ni padojan ma,
washroom na darpan ma,
HU 1... ;-(
submissin na sensex ma,
viva na vivah ma,
grls na gappa ma,
gf na dupatta ma
Madamo ni maya ma
reslt na saya ma
dremgrls na drems ma,HU 1...;-(
2nd life na virtual world ma,
orkut ni kadakut ma,
fb par na face readin ma,
dosto ni dosti ma,clg ni msti ma,
percentge na poker ma,
tanhai ni tin patti ma,
gaming na gupt gyan ma,
chating ni charas ma,
ane ant ma,clg puri thata,
MITRO GUMAVA NI CHINTA MA..
Hu 1 atvayelo ENGg..;-(!!

Nice msg.

What's the secret of success?
I found the answer in my room.
The fan said: B COOL
The roof said: AIM HIGH
The window said: TAKE PAINS
The clock said: EVERY MINUTE IS PRECIOUS
The mirror said: REFLECT BEFORE U ACT
The calendar said: BE UP TO DATE
The door said: PUSH THE TROUBLES
The lamp said: MAKE THE LIGHT OF UR FUTURE.

poud to be an engineer

"ENGINEERING" has been chosen as the TOUGHEST course among all d courses including
BCOM, Bca, IAS, IPS n MBBS;
by d Guinnes Book of World Recrds,
on 18Aug2010.
It hs 58 univrsty xams + 130 seris xams + 174 asignmnts wthn 4 years (max 750 wrkng dys).

what a win

great win by madrid last night........
4-0

CONGRATULATION TO TEAM INDIA

MY HEARTY CONGRATULATION TO TEAM INDIA ON WINING THE ICC CRICKET WORLD CUP..............
I AM PROUD TO BE AN INDIAN...................... 

nice one

A Lesson In Psychology:

When someone laughs too much,
Even on stupid things,
Be sure that person is Sad deep inside...

When someone sleeps a lot,
Be sure that person is Lonely...

When someone does not talk much,
'n If he talks, he Talks Fast,
Be sure the Person Keeps Secrets...

When someone Can not Cry,
Be Sure that Person is Weak...

When someone Eats in an Abnormal Way,
Be sure that Person is Always in Tension...

'n Finally..
When someone Asks about you,
Although that person May Be busy,
Be sure that someone Loves You.. !

GO INDIA GO......

RAM-SACHIN


LAXMAN-SEHWAG


NAL-GAMBHIR


NIL-KOHALI


ANGAT-YUVRAJ

HANUMAN-RAINA


SUGRIV-DHONI


JAMBAVANT-HARBHAJAN


JALA DENGE LANKA KO


HAR HAR MAHADEVVVVVVVVVVVVVV

Industrial visit

today i visit Falcon Pumps LTD.
it's nice experience there, i see many types of pumps, motor, and it's manufacturing.............

got some shocking result in my project

as i am doing my Power Electronics project "Soft on Load Transformer Tap Changer" got some shocking result in simulation software "Multisim"

When i connect my scr, simulation don't start...............
and got some amazing error....................
I need Help......
can anybody help me plz.................................... 

nice one

He Who Knows Nothing 'n Knows he Knows Nothing,
He is a Scholar;
Teach Him...

He Who Knows Nothing 'n Thinks He Knows Something,
He is a Fool;
Shun Him...

He Who Knows Something 'n Thinks He Knows Nothing,
He is Unsure;
Enlighten Him...

He Who Knows Something 'n Knows He Knows Something,
He is Wise;
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happy Sunday my friends

hey friends have nice Sunday...........

after mini vacation first day of college

after mini vacation first day of college is good...........but not so much exciting....as see my mid-semester result i got some relief.....got a good marks in mid-semester..................and now my eyes on project work and today's match..............BEST OF LUCK INDIA
HALA INDIA..................

world water day

World Water Day Fact: 

Only 2.5 percent of all the water on Earth is fresh—and about two-thirds of that is frozen. That leaves less than one percent to grow our  crops, cool our power plants, and supply drinking water and bathing water for households.

hey friends

hey friends welcome back............sorry i am busy with exam....................
now after small vacation i am at Rajkot... And start working, all days at home is nice and very exciting.............now project work & file work start again.......and i ma staring preparation of my backlog exam........

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